Gong Xi Fa Cai to all my Chinese makkals out there. I was in the workaholic mood on Chinese New Year eve so much so dat i had to miss my very own reunion dinner with my baby n family and not forgetting the in-law's 25 year wedding anniversary.. Heres to a very meaningful 25 year anniversary with many more on da way of course to two of the loveliest pple i have ever met,wishing them good health n a very very long life...
Ok now im going to narrate a true incident tat happened a couple of days back.. Ladies,let me noe if this is the worst pick up line yet .. The gf n her best fren were walking down at town if im not wrong with McFlurry in hand , Mcflurry is actually a type of ice cream they sell in Macdonalds .. Ok ok i hear u saying dat we already noe but thats beside the point here cos the ice cream is a very important cast of wads gonna happen next... Back to the story...
While walking they heard someone calling out hello , it was very obvious because the hello was coming from just a few steps away... My gf thinking tat it was someone she knew turned back to see,anyone with a good set of ears would do tat instinctively n the moment she did dat she saw this group of Indian fellas n the guy whom i presume is the thalai- leader told her dat the way tat my gf was eating the ice cream was beautiful... ??????????????????
Wad la dei ,if u wan to impress the girl n get noticed surely u would want to put some effort rite.. I mean u wont put effort in improving ur self , no effort in ur studies ,no effort in making urself useful to ur home n country at least u can put a lil effort in impressing the opp sex but no,the way u eat ice cream is beautiful,now tell me how the hell can eating ice cream be beautiful ... Actually our tamilaes are very imaginative in fact they have some of the best ideas u can come across like for example theres this code word they created for girls - Sarruku.. Brilliant..
To illustrate my point that tamilaes are very imaginative,heres a couple of scenarios dat has happened n will always continue to happen even though getting to noe someone new has become so bloody easy n cheap now thanks to the wonderful technology dat we have become accustomed to.. Oh in case ur wondering since i have so much negativity for tamilaes ,wad am i ? Yes i am an Indian , a tamilan proud to be one..
Scenario one .. Girl works as salesgirl ,tamilae notices girl walks into shop n though they will be a few other salesgirls working there he will approach tat particular Girl for assistance. After pretending to get something in the pretext of checking out that Girl he in da end will fork out money to get something dat he doesnt really need just to impress tat Girl .. After paying for it n collecting his item with his eyes still on da girl ,he will make his exit ... The story doesnt end there,theres a twist in the tale.. He returns almost as immediately as he leaves with the receipt in hand n once again approaches the same Girl to pass tat receipt of the item he just purchased.. Girl thinking tat theres something wrong with the purchase checks the receipt only to find the a name n a number n by now u pple realise to who that name n number belongs to rite... Creative genius... Applauds...
Scenario two.. Girl gets a ponecall in the middle of the night from this same breed of a creative genius ,probably love sick too n sick in alot of others places as well . U figure tat out.. Girl realises tat she doesnt noe tat person on da line with her asks him how he got his number from. *Creative juices starts to mix* *Juices flow* Guy responds.. Oh just about an hour ago i was coming home from the mama shop after buying a pack of condoms for this weekend n as i was walking down there was this really strong wind dat began blowing in my direction n from far i could see something flying towards my direction n it was coming closer n closer to me n before i knew it it landed rite into my left pocket of my polo tee tat i was wearing.. When i took it out of my pocket to see wad it was , i realised it was a piece of paper n when i looked at the back of it there was this name n number .. Name Sheela Nair ,Long lost twin of Porn queen Shaila Nair.. Number, XXXXXXXX... I couldnt believe my eyes n immediately closed my eyes n said a prayer becos just yesterday i prayed to god to send me a girl to love n i couldnt believe he would respond this fast.. Now,if tat girl has something u would call brains , she would hang up immediately, sadly there are some who would giggle n say dats so damn cute yaar n den shit happens..
I rest my case...
Ok now im going to narrate a true incident tat happened a couple of days back.. Ladies,let me noe if this is the worst pick up line yet .. The gf n her best fren were walking down at town if im not wrong with McFlurry in hand , Mcflurry is actually a type of ice cream they sell in Macdonalds .. Ok ok i hear u saying dat we already noe but thats beside the point here cos the ice cream is a very important cast of wads gonna happen next... Back to the story...
While walking they heard someone calling out hello , it was very obvious because the hello was coming from just a few steps away... My gf thinking tat it was someone she knew turned back to see,anyone with a good set of ears would do tat instinctively n the moment she did dat she saw this group of Indian fellas n the guy whom i presume is the thalai- leader told her dat the way tat my gf was eating the ice cream was beautiful... ??????????????????
Wad la dei ,if u wan to impress the girl n get noticed surely u would want to put some effort rite.. I mean u wont put effort in improving ur self , no effort in ur studies ,no effort in making urself useful to ur home n country at least u can put a lil effort in impressing the opp sex but no,the way u eat ice cream is beautiful,now tell me how the hell can eating ice cream be beautiful ... Actually our tamilaes are very imaginative in fact they have some of the best ideas u can come across like for example theres this code word they created for girls - Sarruku.. Brilliant..
To illustrate my point that tamilaes are very imaginative,heres a couple of scenarios dat has happened n will always continue to happen even though getting to noe someone new has become so bloody easy n cheap now thanks to the wonderful technology dat we have become accustomed to.. Oh in case ur wondering since i have so much negativity for tamilaes ,wad am i ? Yes i am an Indian , a tamilan proud to be one..
Scenario one .. Girl works as salesgirl ,tamilae notices girl walks into shop n though they will be a few other salesgirls working there he will approach tat particular Girl for assistance. After pretending to get something in the pretext of checking out that Girl he in da end will fork out money to get something dat he doesnt really need just to impress tat Girl .. After paying for it n collecting his item with his eyes still on da girl ,he will make his exit ... The story doesnt end there,theres a twist in the tale.. He returns almost as immediately as he leaves with the receipt in hand n once again approaches the same Girl to pass tat receipt of the item he just purchased.. Girl thinking tat theres something wrong with the purchase checks the receipt only to find the a name n a number n by now u pple realise to who that name n number belongs to rite... Creative genius... Applauds...
Scenario two.. Girl gets a ponecall in the middle of the night from this same breed of a creative genius ,probably love sick too n sick in alot of others places as well . U figure tat out.. Girl realises tat she doesnt noe tat person on da line with her asks him how he got his number from. *Creative juices starts to mix* *Juices flow* Guy responds.. Oh just about an hour ago i was coming home from the mama shop after buying a pack of condoms for this weekend n as i was walking down there was this really strong wind dat began blowing in my direction n from far i could see something flying towards my direction n it was coming closer n closer to me n before i knew it it landed rite into my left pocket of my polo tee tat i was wearing.. When i took it out of my pocket to see wad it was , i realised it was a piece of paper n when i looked at the back of it there was this name n number .. Name Sheela Nair ,Long lost twin of Porn queen Shaila Nair.. Number, XXXXXXXX... I couldnt believe my eyes n immediately closed my eyes n said a prayer becos just yesterday i prayed to god to send me a girl to love n i couldnt believe he would respond this fast.. Now,if tat girl has something u would call brains , she would hang up immediately, sadly there are some who would giggle n say dats so damn cute yaar n den shit happens..
I rest my case...
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