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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Wad are anjadis ?

Anjadi ? Yes anjadi... Ever wondered who came up with this word.. After some deep brainstorming i figured it must be our first Indian pioneer coffeeshop makkal after he has bought his first bottle of Tiger beer who later gathered his group of fellow makkals n hailed this divine phrase of "Billa Billa Anjadi la makkal" Wad satisfaction it must hve brought them.. I mean come on they are the pioneers of anjadism,kewl eh.. N now we can find this glorified souls all ard our neighbourhood voidecks,coffeeshops,skools n everyplace else.. Its a everyday sight for me on my way to skool as theres a coffeeshop just opposite my skool n whether these great men attend skool or not, u can find them at the kopi kadai without fail,no MC one ,rain or shine they will bring glory to the sacred religion of anjadism... Each one with their very own walk,hairstyle(alot of stray dogs hve been taken ill due to the dramatic effects), 'intelligent'talk and of course one of their specialities, their very 'civilised' behaviour... Its real entertainment these guys provide , no need to subscribe to Suntv,they provide free show each time .. During the times i decide to hve a meal at the coffeeshop,they never fail to amuse me with their antics,their fav topic being wad else,' Sarukku' la .. Another of their wonderfully creative invention.. Sarukku is wad u refer to as goods in tamil.. God noes when gals became goods.. Wad a creative bunch .. Valga tamil..Valga tamilan... Each one of them living in their very own dreamland .. Now let me tell u wad anjadis really are.. Choke on tat.. Anjadis actually mean Podis..Check out the dis dat ends with Anjadis n Podis.. Can u see where im coming from... Podis as in Podiyans for our male anjadis n Podichies for our female wannabes.. Knn body macam bamboo pole trying to walk with chest out .. Where got meaning la dei... Everywhere u go u wanna bring ur whole clan along for wad f .. Why the hell do u talk so much of holy shit like ur some warrior when ur balls shrink at the siren of 999.. Haaa. U dunt respect others , u dunt respect elders u dunt respect authority u dunt respect the goodness of life n most importantly u dunt respect urself... U defeat the purpose of living by choosing to be a Loser,yes dats wad u are punk.. Noise ? U think by creating a whole lot of noise ur some paruppu(lentils),let me explain to u wads noise ,noise is actually unwanted sound n tats exactly wad u are ,God Damn Unwanted... Haa.. Sitting ard in a big group n looking at me with a smirk on ur face isnt gonna faze me kid cos ill look rite back at u and i hve done exactly dat.. Just got reminded of a wonderful line dat our Superstar Rajnikanth mentioned in his latest movie Sivaji n it certainly suit our dear frens.. Here it goes.. Ahem.. "Pannigal thaan kuttam ma varum aana Singam Singlela thaan varum.. Dunt u think the panni part really suits our dear frens... lol...Seriously la .. How dumb can u get .. U wanna prove something.. U dunt hve to prove to the world .. At least prove to ur parents or prove to urself dat u hve a purpose in living.. A meaningful purpose.. Wad the hell are ull angry abt anyway? Slashin pple as u please,are u so dumb enuf not to realise that a life cant be replaced . N for a reason as retarded as glancing at ur girl fren.. Wad the.. Theres this another amusing part i dunt understand , there are actually gals who look ard for such species to fall in love with ,as in to say they fall for what she thinks is machoism which actullay is blatant cowardice n end up getting their bellies bloated Haa. Come on la .. Think.. U think that this fella who doesnt even have a backbone of his own is gonna sincerely love n support u ,gal u must be dreaming ... Conclusion.. Get a ticket out of ur dreamland cos its time to wake up n smell the coffee,coffee i repeat not Tiger.. U may think that anjadis are mostly teenagers but no sadly adults who are suppose to be matured enough to guide them are anjadis as well ... Ill be happy if even one just one happen to somehow stumble upon my blog add thinking its some porn site maybe n read my writings n hopefully he or she finally see the light at the end of the tunnel.. Each time i read in the papers abt a gang assault on some kid innocently playing basketball or some girl brutally raped by this assholes i wish i was a cop cos if i was one,i would gladly shoot each n every one of them n turn myself in ... Prolly spend the rest of my life in the cell noeing dat i hve done a great deed for my country... Haa.. Choke on that slapnuts.. This is no angst post or something.. This is a revelation of my revolution i wish to create thru my blog.. Live with it whether u like it or u dunt .. :)

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